Okay, so Bank of America *finally* noticed. Forty-five percent of their fund manager buddies are sweating about an AI bubble. You know what? It's about damn time someone with "Bank of America" in their title admitted what anyone with half a brain already knows.
AI Bubble? More Like an AI Apocalypse.
The Sky is Falling (Again)
An AI bubble? Give me a break. We're not talking about tulips here. This isn't some cutesy crypto grift. This is about fundamentally reshaping... or, more likely, screwing up... everything. It's about automating jobs, creating deepfakes that'll make your head spin, and handing over more power to algorithms that nobody understands. And these fund managers are *just now* figuring out it's a risk?
Seriously, what's next? Are they gonna discover gravity?
I mean, look around. Every VC with a pulse is throwing money at anything with "AI" slapped on it. Valuations are insane. Companies with zero revenue and a PowerPoint presentation are suddenly worth billions. It's like the dot-com bubble all over again, but this time, the stakes are way higher. Remember Webvan? Pets.com? Those were just goofy ideas. This is... this is different. This is about potentially losing control of the whole damn system.
AI Bubble? More Like an AI Slow-Motion Train Wreck
Who's Actually Surprised?
The real question isn't whether there's an AI bubble. The real question is: who actually gives a damn? The banks? They'll make their money on the way up, and then happily short the market on the way down. The VCs? They'll cash out their chips and move on to the next shiny object. The only people who are going to get screwed are the regular folks who buy into the hype and end up holding the bag.
And let's be real, the government isn't going to do a damn thing about it. They're too busy arguing about TikTok bans and whatever culture war nonsense is trending on Twitter. They don't understand the technology, and they don't care about the consequences. They expect us to believe this nonsense, and honestly...
It's like watching a slow-motion train wreck. You know it's coming, you know it's going to be ugly, but you're powerless to stop it. And the worst part is, people will act surprised.
Offcourse, maybe I'm just being cynical. Maybe AI really is going to usher in a new era of prosperity and abundance. Maybe robots are going to solve all our problems and we're all going to live happily ever after.
Yeah, and maybe pigs will fly.
We're So Screwed
